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May 29 2014 Child Pornography, Civil Rights Advocacy, Crime and Technology, First Amendment, Prisoners' Rights, Sentencing, Sex Crimes, What's New, White Collar Crime

Choice Quotes from the Late Harold Baer

By Zachary Margulis-Ohnuma

The Honorable Harold Baer, who passed away earlier this week, was one of the legendary judges deciding cases in federal court in Manhattan. A stalwart for civil liberties who landed in the middle of contentious political battles, he was also quick witted and plainspoken in court. Though I only appeared before him a few times, he left a lasting impression, not least by his cheeky comments placed on the public docket. Here are a few samples from our archive:

  • To a lawyer looking to correct a judgment: “The Bureau of Prisons makes these decisions. All I can do is recommend.”
  • In response to a request that a client be allowed to travel while on bail: “I don’t object either. So ordered.”
  • To a defendant asking for a reduced sentence: “I’m impressed by the amount of work you did on the motion but unfortunately once the judgment is entered I lose jurisdiction.”
  • To an unresponsive lawyer: “Amongst lawyers I have dealt with your letter takes the chutzpah award hands down. Chambers has called you for a week without a response even though the trial is upon us. I called you Tuesday and Wednesday and even left you my home number (which I never do) and never heard a word. …And now you believe there is prejudice because you received a protective order I signed having no way to reach you, which provided you and your client with 3500 materials long in advance of the statutory requirement and the time to review it – unbelievable.”

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